Off my needles yesterday evening. A Wurm hat.
I am hoping it gave me a small degree of anonymity in the school car park this morning as I accomplished a particulary spectacular wipe out in the compacted snow.
My boys were their normal sympathetic selves: Hahhahahah, Mummy, I can't believe you FELL OVER! I'm going to go in and tell EVERYBODY!
Just the ones who hadn't already seen. The shame.