Meme time. Oh yes. Because I haven't made anything to share. Or even cooked anything photogenic. Or taken a photo today that was blog-worthy. Sometimes you've just got to type.
RED = Anger
1. Are you currently mad at someone? No, not just now. Oh, actually yes, the Mum who ostentatiously doled out party invitations in the playground and left my son out. Grrr.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? Me.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Oh yes. Most often an item of their mess which I am clearing up, while they are sitting there staring at the television.
4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? No, but I think steam comes out of my ears.
5. When you’re mad, do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? I'm a yeller. Unless i am on my best behaviour (at work) at which point I become unable to make eye contact with the subject of my anger in case my death stare vapourises them immediately.
Why did they have to begin with anger? I'm sounding like a real psychopath. On to happier things...

ORANGE = Excitement
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? Oh yes, my 21st birthday, planned by (now) hubby. He's never trumped it. I was truly surprised.
2. Do you get easily excited? Oh yes. Very.
3. What’s something that you’re most excited about? The Children's Food Festival coming up.
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? I have nothing suitable to wear to go and collect the cheque.
5. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? A summer holiday booked. Yes, once again, we've left it very late...
YELLOW = Self Discovery
1. Name: Ali
2. Birthday: December 1st
(I'm not really sure these questions are helping me discover myself)
3. What’s your main goal in life? Aah, that's better. Joy in as large a dose as possible.
4. Do you want to have children? It's a bit late to answer 'no' to that one, really.
5. When do you want to die? Last time I looked, there wasn't a 'select date' option. If there is now, I'd better put it in the diary. Because I like to plan and also if I don't write things down, I tend to forget them.
GREEN = Opinions
1. Are you against gay marriage? No
2. Lower the drinking age? No (it's 18 here and that seems fine)
Gosh, of all the opinions I have, those were the ones you chose to ask? What a missed opportunity!
BLUE = Love
1. Do you love someone? Many people. Oodles. I'm big on loving.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? The rational part of me says no, but I have to admit - with hubby, I knew.
PURPLE = Q & A
1. How many beds did you lay in today? Just mine. Oh no, Johnny's too, to read him a story.
2. What color shirt are you wearing? Green
3. Name one thing that you do every day. Clean my ears out with a cotton bud. Can't not do it.
4. How much cash do you have on you right now? Not a penny - no pockets and my wallet is downstars.
5. Look to your left. What’s there? Window, with camera on the windowsill. Plus (if I am being honest) 4 used post it notes with Egyptian facts (Mark's school project), Abel and Cole catalogue (last veg order), cutting mat and bits of paper (last crafty exploit).
6. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed? A t-shirt from my Mother when we were staying at her house.
7. What website(s) do you visit most during the day? Hotmail and bloglines
8. Do you have plants in your room? Not in my bedroom, but in almost all the other rooms.
9. Does anything hurt on your body right now? My nose - hayfever. Pah.
10. What city was your last taxicab ride in? London.
11. Do you own a picture phone? Yes, but I have to think really hard to remember how to use it.
12. Recent time you were really upset? When hubby lost his job.
PINK = Last
1. Person you saw: Checkout lady at the supermarket
2. Movie watched in cinema: How embarrassing - I think it was the Bond before last.
3. Song you just listened to? That catchy Jason Mraz one on the radio I'm yours? Yes, that's it.
4. Person you talked on the phone with: Hubby - sorting out complicated child transfer scenario as I am Mummy helper at Cubs tonight.
5. Did you notice that question 2 was gone? No, it's back. Magic!
GREY = Today
1. What are you doing right now? Having a cup of tea before collecting the boys from playing at their friends' house.
2. What are you doing tonight? Helping at Cubs, rewarding myself later with a LARGE glass of wine.
3. What are you going to eat? Chilli.
BROWN = Tomorrow
1. Is: Friday. Way-hay!
2. Goal: Get children to school, go to work, pick up children, take them to swimming lesson, eat, bath, bed for them, wine for me!
3. Are you going to laugh? Every single day. Without fail.








Red #3 made me laugh so much I nearly wee'd, could be me talking!!
Brilliant, nice to know it's not just me :-)
xxx
Posted by: Daisie | 04 June 2009 at 22:15
I love this!
April xx
Posted by: April | 04 June 2009 at 22:17
This is so cool....I love it. The photos are great, especially the chocolate cupcakes with the ghost on top.
Posted by: Mary | 04 June 2009 at 22:36
Whoa! I'm glad that you didn't have a lot to blog about! I would never have gotten the kids to school on time! LOL! I loved it. Thanks for going to all that trouble it made my day!
Posted by: jenny | 04 June 2009 at 22:46
Ok, I'm supposed to be in bed, but you had me hooked. I read every single word and loved it. What a HARD meme! Great job!
Posted by: Thimbleanna | 05 June 2009 at 04:46
That was a fun meme! And we're born on the same day!
Posted by: Curry | 05 June 2009 at 07:58
lovely meme!
And gorgeous photos too.
Posted by: monica | 05 June 2009 at 08:30
I loved reading this! And such beautiful photographs too.
Posted by: Gina | 05 June 2009 at 08:42
Great answers :D Ditto with the cotton bud thing with me too.
Posted by: alice | 05 June 2009 at 09:40
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this, and the absolutely lovely photo's you chose for each colour. Have a great weekend, enjoy the cubs and the chilli:)
Posted by: sarah | 05 June 2009 at 09:56
Love the photo of your son on the beach!
Posted by: Cybèle | 05 June 2009 at 10:13
Best meme replies ever and such gorgeous pictures too! K x
Posted by: kristina | 05 June 2009 at 12:19
in bed ill today and this cheered me up no end... love your answers and your pictures. have a lovely weekend x
Posted by: ginny | 05 June 2009 at 16:01
Red - question one - we have a few Mums like that in our playground too. I'm might have to answer yes to red number 3 the next time one of them does that.
Posted by: claire | 05 June 2009 at 17:21
i like your "anger" part. i'm the "yeller" with a bad bad bad temper in our family.
once i threw the breast pump at husband. he made me so mad when i was actually pumping...said something stupid like it was "his" pump because he bought it. yeah, right. so i yelled, "here, take it" and threw it at him with milk flying all over.
that sounds really bad when i just reread it :( but, we laugh about it now :)
Posted by: babybug | 06 June 2009 at 06:16
I didn't picture you with a death stare but I love that you throw things at people.
I groaned in sympathy over the helping at Cubs, that drives me to pints of wine.
Posted by: Rebecca | 06 June 2009 at 17:37
Grr at that mother from me too, don't you just hate when they do that, why do they have to be so obvious?
Posted by: Thimbleina | 06 June 2009 at 18:35
What a brilliant Meme! I think that's the most interesting one I've seen - and I love all your answers! I had to help at Beavers this week too on a trip to the local air museum and I was frozen!
Lucy xxx
Posted by: Lucy Locket-Pocket | 06 June 2009 at 20:59
We have the same Fridays, exactly. Eerie.
Posted by: The Coffee Lady | 06 June 2009 at 22:17
You are just way too cute!!!!!!
Posted by: cathleen | 07 June 2009 at 03:18
Great meme!
Did you make those pink frosted cupcakes? They look delicious!
Posted by: Helen | 07 June 2009 at 10:42
Ali - that was a fab meme!! I love your answers - I'm with Daisie on the answer to red #3 (did a bit of that this weekend)....although I felt less inclined to wee ;-)
So much of that struck a chord with me!
Posted by: Lesley | 08 June 2009 at 11:32
I love reading your answers ~ you are so funny and forthright! It is a joy to find out what you have on your mind. Thank you!
Posted by: Kari | 08 June 2009 at 12:37
That's such a great meme Ali - made even more so by your gorgeous images.
Posted by: Julie | 08 June 2009 at 19:41
OMG Such a cute survey =D
Posted by: Jessica | 08 June 2009 at 21:17
I laughed when I read about you throwing things....When I was in college and dating my 'someday' dh (didn't know it at the time), we got in an arguement about something and I took off a shoe and threw it at him across the parking lot.
I ruined a perfectly good shoe and my favorite pair.
He's never let me forget it. lol
Posted by: Carole | 08 June 2009 at 22:32